Whod you bang
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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