farters have to be the big spoon...
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
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