Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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