O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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