two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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