I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
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