Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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