While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
Randomize
