4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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