So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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