I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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