The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
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I need you to use more vowels.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Of course I have a pirate flag
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Couch. On fire.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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