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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table

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  whatd she say to you?

  (256): View more from Alabama

  no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  I take back everything I said about communal showers

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!

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• (510): View more from California

  There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.

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• (949): View more from California

  You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up

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• (214): View more from Texas

  YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?

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  Thumbs up

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