I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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