it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
So vagazzling was a success
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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