my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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