thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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