North Korea, Best Korea!
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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