i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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