Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
