**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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