the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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