can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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