Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
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