Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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