Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
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