no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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