She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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