This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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