You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Randomize
