It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
I party with great urgency now.
Randomize
