I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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