You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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