it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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