All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Randomize
