yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I need moral support for this bender
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Randomize
