I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
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