I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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