All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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