Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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