You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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