Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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