Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Randomize