the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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