I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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