you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
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