I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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