did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
