Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
There's always time for handjobs
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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