he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
