are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
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