Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
whose parrot is this?
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
