Where did you get a picture of my penis
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Randomize
