R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
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We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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