Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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