What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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